Lucifer sam
Maria. XIX. I like things, I was born to like stuff, the whole purpose of my existence is liking works of fiction passionately.

also this:
romancer of the elderly
[sad beep]
DO NOT WANT
hail the dark lord satan SANTA.
Garry crimble and many rudolphs!
Huff Puff, OH CRIPES!
SUCK AN ELF!
pwoper
OH MY GOSH, WIGGLES!
the once and future king

Scroll down and let the fun begin!

truffleimplosion:

Acceptable Resolutions to the Katniss/Gale/Peeta Love Triangle:

  • Katniss chooses Peeta. Gale respects this choice and carries on with the rest of his life. Prim lives.
  • Katniss chooses Gale. Peeta respects this choice and carries on with the rest of his life. Prim lives.
  • The three decide fuck love triangles and live out their days as a happy triad. Prim lives.
  • Katniss realizes she’s actually in love with Johanna and they become a couple. Gale and Peeta respect this choice and move on with the rest of their lives - bonus: Gale and Peeta move on by getting together and living out the rest of their days as a happy couple. Prim lives.
  • After Finnick dies, Annie and Katniss become close and eventually fall in love. Gale and Peeta respect this choice and move on with the rest of their lives - same bonus as before. Prim lives.
  • Katniss chooses neither of them because she just doesn’t feel like romantic relationships are for her. Gale and Peeta respect this choice and move on with the rest of their lives - again, same bonus. Prim lives.

Unacceptable Resolutions to the Katniss/Gale/Peeta Love Triangle

  • Prim is fridged, Gale is blamed for her death and vilified by the narrative for fighting back against an oppressive government, leaving the path clear for Katniss and Peeta to get together aka WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

30 July 2014, 09:13 AM

30 July 2014, 05:40 AM

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

""but that book character has blue/grey/light eyes so obviously they’re white!!"" ://///

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

""but that book character has blue/grey/light eyes so obviously they’re white!!"" ://///

30 July 2014, 04:42 AM

blastortoise:

Y’all can understand why the mutants in x-men hate the humans but can’t get why black people hate whites

30 July 2014, 04:29 AM

scarletsamhain:

willy wonka and I are one

30 July 2014, 04:24 AM

apatheticghost:

Misogynists HATE her! Local woman is woman

30 July 2014, 02:49 AM

You’re so pretty.
You’re adorable.
You’re beautiful.
You’re my beautiful little girl.
Sweet little lady.
Careful! Don’t get hurt!
Play nicely.
Don’t get dirty.
Stop that.
Be more ladylike.
Don’t eat too much.
Shhhh.
Quiet.
Girls are duuumb!
Girls have cooties.
No girls allowed.
Hahahahaha! You have boobs!
Look at her boobs!
Boobs!
Boobs!
Boobs!
Boobs!
Ewwwww. Periods are disgusting.
You’re disgusting.
That’s gross.
Hahahahaha! You’ve got your period.
Boobs!
Let me touch them!
I want to touch them!
Disgusting.
Slut.
You’re gross.
Whore.
Let me touch it.
Bitch.
I only want to touch it.
She’s a slut.
Virgin.
Slut.
Virgin.
Slut.
You slut.
Show me your tits.
Get ‘em out!
Slag.
You want it.
Take it.
Have it.
Swallow it.
Slut.
Whore.
Stupid bitch.
Fat bitch.
You’re not quite right for this.
I’m not sure you can do it.
Tits.
Cunt.
I just want to fuck you.
Come on, you want it.
You’re not confident enough.
You need more experience.
No one will take you seriously.
Slut.
You’re too emotional.
It’s just a joke.
Lighten up.
Smile.
I don’t care what you think.
I just want to fuck you.
Tits.
Don’t wear that.
Slut.
You’re getting fat.
You’re too messy.
Come on, it was a joke.
Don’t be such an idiot.
Why are you so tired?
If I’m honest, I’m not really interested.
You do it.
I’m busy.
I can’t I’m working.
You wake up with it.
You take care of it.
You’re messy.
I’m too busy, you do it.
You need to lose weight.
You don’t spend enough time with me.
You aren’t interesting.
You’re boring.
Really, I’m not interested in that.
You’re looking a bit tired.
You should take care of yourself more.
You should take care of me.
You’re looking a bit old.
You’re old.
Wrinkles.
Flabby.
Dull.
Grey.
Ugly.
Haggard.
Hag.
*invisible*

 - Female Socialisation by Gia Milinovich (via plansfornigel)

30 July 2014, 02:45 AM

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

30 July 2014, 02:25 AM

illegally-ginger:

arousedean:

whitebeltwriter:

decertatio:

werewolfnl:

frostingpeetaswounds:

prince-of-mametown:

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

”..and homophobic”

"and sexist"

"and claim to be none of these things"

"they’re just joking"

"you’re just going through a phase"

"you’ll get used to it"

"so do you have a boyfriend yet?" 

30 July 2014, 01:57 AM

29 July 2014, 08:56 PM

29 July 2014, 08:55 PM

3,208 notes   •  VIA: melanieexox   •   SOURCE: blackbirdzfly
tags:  #Emma Stone  #angel  

padmeamidalaas:

Star Wars + Colours

29 July 2014, 08:55 PM

tell you what i’ve heard
the wheels are falling off,
the wheels are falling off the world

29 July 2014, 08:52 PM

29 July 2014, 08:51 PM

magictransistor:

'Tree of Life' screen, Sidi Sayyid mosque in the city of Ahmadabad (Western India).

Lotus ceiling, carved from stone, Eastern Rajasthan (Northeastern Madhya Pradesh), 11th-12th century, India.

Qutb Minar (قطب, क़ुतुब), Alai Darwaza, Qutub complex. Qutab, Mehrauli in Delhi, [Mamluk Dynasty]; India 1192 AD.

29 July 2014, 08:50 PM